Which brings me to this: apparently the recent heavy rains across SoFla has driven these snakes into the suburbs, disrupting homeowners from their entitled barbecues and strolls through pristine neighborhoods which were at one time not so long ago part of the Everglades.
No matter how hard you try to position that brand new home you just have to have on the scale of Needful Things to be happy, Nature has a way of reminding you that just outside your walled and gated development, grizzly and painful death waits; has been waiting for eons and may in the end in some ironic way, meet you face to face despite all of your efforts to kid yourself that it isn't there, you know, like us, the New Seminole.