Casey Nocket, a 23-year-old airhead from San Diego, has been banned from 524 million acres of public land. She managed to pull this off by defiling rock formations with her graffiti in seven national parks over a 26-day rampage. Posting proud selfies of her work helped in her capture. Clean-up efforts are underway and a fine is on the horizon. Hopefully it will be large and punishing. As a member of the natural blonde tribe battling the dumb blonde stereotype, please remember we're not all as stupid as Casey. Some of us are in fact quite smart and serious about keeping people like her out of our parks. And our world.
Holatte-Sutv Turwv Osceola.