And now, the aesthetically challenged minds behind this hideous clodhopper have introduced high-heeled Crocs. Of course, Nokosee-- who took a liking to the original versions back then-- reminds me that since Crocs now have a high-heel, they will help keep NS feet dry and only wished they'd come out with them in camo.
I look him in the eyes to see if he's BSing me but that guy can keep a straight face better than anyone I've met. And since I've already seen him and his dad wearing the original chokeamokes, it's not too hard picturing my big hunk of man traipsing around the swamp in these high-heeled abominations from hell.
As for me, give me camo platforms anytime.