Apparently Seminole Chief Osceola's 1838 beheading and later public display of his head wasn't undignified enough. Now a sculpture Osceola purportedly posed for by an "European artist" shortly before his death is up for grabs on Craig's List. This would be a great project for the New Seminole to "acquire" for our tribe but, alas, since our devastating lost in the Everglades (see my last book), we are now "only dust in the wind" and couldn't possibly pull off such an exploit. Maybe the old Seminoles will pick it up for their new casino expansion. They can afford it.
Holatte-Sutv Turwv Osceola.