I was surfing the Net this morning at the Miccosukee Embassy when I stumbled upon this dope earring designed by some crazy chic named Nadja Buttendorf. She calls it the EARring. It immediately reminded me of my passed father-in-law, Busi Osceola, the founder of the New Seminole. When we first met deep in the Everglades, he scared the shit out of me. One reason was his penchant for wearing a necklace of the lopped off ears of the Viet Cong guerrillas he killed way back in the day, something Uncle Same gave him a Purple Heart for. By the time we met, they had shriveled up and turned black. I later learned this was not something Busi had dreamed up. Apparently other Vietnam War vets were doing the same thing back then but I suspect Busi was the only one still wearing one in these PC times. That said, I know he would love what Nadja came up with. It really is cool. It will go perfectly with my Mohawk and head tats. Amazon, send it to the Embassy c/o its ambassador Houston Cypress. Thanks.
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